Why would I say I was in love with her if I ever had sex with her?
Threats don't frighten me. I'm married!
My kids may not be angels, but when they screw up, I don't blame TV. I put the blame squarely where it belongs, on their mother
This woman comes in, who doesn't speak English, she points at the shoes, I pointed at the door, she pointed at the sky and knees me in the nay-nays
