All One Liners and Comebacks

Chuck Norris

Chuck Norris fired Donald Trump

This Chuck Norris Joke is rated: 5 from: 1 votes

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Chuck Norris' first words were Chuck Norris

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Chuck Norris fucks on the first date!

This Chuck Norris Joke is rated: 2 from: 3 votes

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Chuck Norris gets his Digiorno delivered

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Chuck Norris gets more ass than a taco bell bathroom

This Chuck Norris Joke is rated: 2 from: 2 votes

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Chuck Norris got a perfect score on his SAT's, simply by writing Chuck Norris for every answer

This Chuck Norris Joke is rated: 3.29 from: 7 votes

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Chuck Norris got bit by a snake once. After 3 days of pain and agony the snake died

This Chuck Norris Joke is rated: 3.5 from: 2 votes