Chuck Norris doesn't lick the back of a stamp if he wants to send out the mail, he just looks at the stamps and they wet themselves
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Chuck Norris doesn't make left turns That's because everything he does is right
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Chuck Norris doesn't need twitter, he's already following you
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Chuck Norris doesn't read books, he just stares them down until they give him the information he needs
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Chuck Norris doesn't sleep, he waits
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Chuck Norris doesn't swim, he beats the water into submission
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Chuck Norris does'nt turn the light on He turns the dark off
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