All One Liners and Comebacks

Chuck Norris

Chuck Norris doesn't lick the back of a stamp if he wants to send out the mail, he just looks at the stamps and they wet themselves

This Chuck Norris Joke is rated: 2.5 from: 2 votes

Chuck Norris

Chuck Norris doesn't make left turns That's because everything he does is right

This Chuck Norris Joke is rated: 1 from: 2 votes

Chuck Norris

Chuck Norris doesn't need twitter, he's already following you

This Chuck Norris Joke is rated: 5 from: 1 votes

Chuck Norris

Chuck Norris doesn't read books, he just stares them down until they give him the information he needs

This Chuck Norris Joke is rated: 4 from: 3 votes

Chuck Norris

Chuck Norris doesn't sleep, he waits

This Chuck Norris Joke is rated: 2 from: 2 votes

Chuck Norris

Chuck Norris doesn't swim, he beats the water into submission

This Chuck Norris Joke is rated: 1 from: 1 votes

Chuck Norris

Chuck Norris does'nt turn the light on He turns the dark off

This Chuck Norris Joke is rated: 2.8 from: 5 votes