All One Liners and Comebacks

Chuck Norris

Chuck Norris can strangle you with a cordless phone

This Chuck Norris Joke is rated: 3 from: 1 votes

Chuck Norris

Chuck Norris can strangle you with a wireless telephone

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Chuck Norris

Chuck Norris can surf the internet, literally

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Chuck Norris

Chuck Norris can touch MC Hammer

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Chuck Norris

Chuck Norris can trip a fish

This Chuck Norris Joke is rated: 2.33 from: 6 votes

Chuck Norris

Chuck Norris can turn left on red

This Chuck Norris Joke is rated: 5 from: 1 votes

Chuck Norris

Chuck Norris can watch more than 5 videos a day on pornhub without a premium membership

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