All One Liners and Comebacks

Chuck Norris

Chuck Norris can dribble a bowling ball

This Chuck Norris Joke is rated: 2.57 from: 7 votes

Chuck Norris

Chuck Norris can drown a fish

This Chuck Norris Joke is rated: 3.4 from: 10 votes

Chuck Norris

Chuck Norris can experience a once in a life time occurrence twice

This Chuck Norris Joke is rated: 3.14 from: 7 votes

Chuck Norris

Chuck Norris can flush a port-a-potty

This Chuck Norris Joke is rated: 0 from: 1 votes

Chuck Norris

Chuck Norris can hear lightning and see thunder

This Chuck Norris Joke is rated: 3.17 from: 12 votes

Chuck Norris

Chuck Norris can hear sign language

This Chuck Norris Joke is rated: 2.5 from: 2 votes

Chuck Norris

Chuck Norris can hide his boner in gym class

This Chuck Norris Joke is rated: 2.67 from: 6 votes