All One Liners and Comebacks

Chuck Norris

Chuck Norris can believe it's not butter

This Chuck Norris Joke is rated: 2 from: 2 votes

Chuck Norris

Chuck Norris can carry more than 6 Pokemons at once

This Chuck Norris Joke is rated: 3.75 from: 4 votes

Chuck Norris

Chuck Norris can climb the slide at McDonald's With his socks on

This Chuck Norris Joke is rated: 0 from: 1 votes

Chuck Norris

Chuck Norris can convince his grandma he's not hungry

This Chuck Norris Joke is rated: 3.14 from: 7 votes

Chuck Norris

Chuck Norris can cut through a hot knife with butter

This Chuck Norris Joke is rated: 2 from: 2 votes

Chuck Norris

Chuck Norris can divide by zero

This Chuck Norris Joke is rated: 3.6 from: 5 votes

Chuck Norris

Chuck Norris can do a backflip with his feet strapped to the Earth

This Chuck Norris Joke is rated: 0 from: 0 votes