All One Liners and Comebacks

Bud Bundy

If you don't mind living a life of servitude and degradation, I hear Saudi Arabia needs blonds

This Bud Bundy quote is rated: 2.67 from: 21 votes

Bud Bundy

But this, much like your honeymoon, will come back to haunt you

This Bud Bundy quote is rated: 2.6 from: 10 votes

Bud Bundy

Yeah baby! Pretend like my pants are France and invade me

This Bud Bundy quote is rated: 2.95 from: 19 votes

Marcy D'arcy

Mount me

This Marcy D'arcy quote is rated: 1.5 from: 8 votes