All One Liners and Comebacks

Bud Bundy

If you don't mind living a life of servitude and degradation, I hear Saudi Arabia needs blonds

This Bud Bundy quote is rated: 2.76 from: 25 votes

Bud Bundy

But this, much like your honeymoon, will come back to haunt you

This Bud Bundy quote is rated: 2.92 from: 13 votes

Bud Bundy

Yeah baby! Pretend like my pants are France and invade me

This Bud Bundy quote is rated: 3.13 from: 23 votes

Marcy D'arcy

Mount me

This Marcy D'arcy quote is rated: 2.1 from: 10 votes