All One Liners and Comebacks

Al Bundy

I wish my apple grows as fast as your Opera

This Al Bundy quote is rated: 2.67 from: 3 votes

Al Bundy

We're married Peg, we can't be friends

This Al Bundy quote is rated: 2.75 from: 4 votes

Al Bundy

I had to give a driving test to a woman who is so fat they had to shoot her license photo with the Hubble telescope

This Al Bundy quote is rated: 4 from: 2 votes

Al Bundy

Peg, if you weren't my wife, I'd kiss you

This Al Bundy quote is rated: 4 from: 9 votes