All One Liners and Comebacks

Kelly Bundy

Following your hand to the bedroom is not called stalking

This Kelly Bundy quote is rated: 2.41 from: 34 votes

Kelly Bundy

Get away from me, demon seed

This Kelly Bundy quote is rated: 2.09 from: 11 votes

Kelly Bundy

You've seen the rest, now check out the best

This Kelly Bundy quote is rated: 2.21 from: 28 votes

Bud Bundy

You'll come back running to me when you're 25 and gravity has pulled you apart like a stretch Armstrong

This Bud Bundy quote is rated: 2.59 from: 22 votes