I wanna go the way all Bundys go. I wanna hang myself in my own basement by jumping off my workbench
This Al Bundy quote is rated: 3.57 from: 14 votes
Did you know that daddy's nurse was a fat woman who used to come to his shoe store? I say "used to" because her patronage fell off when she came in and asked for something to make her foot look small, and I said "try your ass"
This Al Bundy quote is rated: 3.46 from: 13 votes
I'll tell you what I do then, We'll stand you in front of a mirror, I'll begin strangling you, when you reach the shade of blue that is satisfactory to you, you yell "Moo" and I'll stop
This Al Bundy quote is rated: 3.65 from: 17 votes
I'm not selling shoes for the money Aaron. I'm in it to torture fat women
This Al Bundy quote is rated: 2.88 from: 8 votes