A woman comes into the mall today, so huge she's protected by Greenpeace and asks for a size 4 shoe. So I asked her if she wants to eat them there or takes them home
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Unlike sex with you, this is important to me
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That hurts Peg. Not as much as seeing you first thing in the morning, but it hurts.
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Do you always go to work wearing curtains and smelling of Mars bars?
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