All One Liners and Comebacks

Al Bundy

A woman comes into the mall today, so huge she's protected by Greenpeace and asks for a size 4 shoe. So I asked her if she wants to eat them there or takes them home

This Al Bundy quote is rated: 3.82 from: 17 votes

Al Bundy

Unlike sex with you, this is important to me

This Al Bundy quote is rated: 4 from: 2 votes

Al Bundy

That hurts Peg. Not as much as seeing you first thing in the morning, but it hurts.

This Al Bundy quote is rated: 3.9 from: 10 votes

Al Bundy

Do you always go to work wearing curtains and smelling of Mars bars?

This Al Bundy quote is rated: 4.5 from: 6 votes