All One Liners and Comebacks

Al Bundy

It's ok to call hooters knockers and sometimes snack trays

This Al Bundy quote is rated: 2.87 from: 23 votes

Al Bundy

Expired Driver's License, why can't a marriage license do that?

This Al Bundy quote is rated: 4.17 from: 18 votes

Al Bundy

My name is Al Bundy, and I was born to rock your world

This Al Bundy quote is rated: 3.5 from: 10 votes

Al Bundy

A fat woman Godzillas into the shoe store today, asks for something she could wear to walk in the woods. Jokingly, I suggest she wear a sign that says: "Don't shoot from the front I look human"

This Al Bundy quote is rated: 3 from: 21 votes