All One Liners and Comebacks

Al Bundy

Real men don't write letters

This Al Bundy quote is rated: 2.27 from: 11 votes

Al Bundy

You two are the best kids any father accidentally ever had

This Al Bundy quote is rated: 3.25 from: 8 votes

Al Bundy

I'm studying this Kryptonite thing, if it will stop Superman, it might work on your mother

This Al Bundy quote is rated: 2.67 from: 6 votes

Al Bundy

Pretty women make us buy beer, ugly women make us drink beer

This Al Bundy quote is rated: 3.46 from: 26 votes