All One Liners and Comebacks

Al Bundy

Pretty women make us buy beer, ugly women make us drink beer

This Al Bundy quote is rated: 3.33 from: 27 votes

Al Bundy

Here you wear the bag, but in bed....

This Al Bundy quote is rated: 3.17 from: 6 votes

Al Bundy

Marcie, let me explain something to you, *Chicken Sound* "Buck buck buck buck buck buck buck"

This Al Bundy quote is rated: 3.36 from: 14 votes

Al Bundy

Oh My God, she's a hundred and she's still kicking high

This Al Bundy quote is rated: 2.95 from: 19 votes