All One Liners and Comebacks

Al Bundy

Why don't you follow me down the brewery, I'll tie a bowling ball to my ankle, dive in a vat of beer, I'll leave this world the same way I entered my marriage. Dead Drunk!

This Al Bundy quote is rated: 3.33 from: 12 votes

Al Bundy

Toothpaste is for people who kiss, smile and eat

This Al Bundy quote is rated: 3 from: 7 votes

Al Bundy

Much like a roid, they come back with a vengeance

This Al Bundy quote is rated: 3.36 from: 11 votes

Al Bundy

Peg what is it with you? You can change six D batteries in the dark, but you can't find a 2 ton automobile in broad daylight

This Al Bundy quote is rated: 4 from: 7 votes