Why don't you follow me down the brewery, I'll tie a bowling ball to my ankle, dive in a vat of beer, I'll leave this world the same way I entered my marriage. Dead Drunk!
This Al Bundy quote is rated: 3.33 from: 12 votes
Toothpaste is for people who kiss, smile and eat
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Much like a roid, they come back with a vengeance
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Peg what is it with you? You can change six D batteries in the dark, but you can't find a 2 ton automobile in broad daylight
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