All One Liners and Comebacks

Al Bundy

Ahh. The home shopping network. Boy, this is a good idea for women, it was a little too tough driving to the mall with a couch strapped to their ass

This Al Bundy quote is rated: 3.67 from: 6 votes

Al Bundy

If my wife left me, I'd be dancing on the deck of the good ship hooter-pop, with a smile on my face and my face on a smile

This Al Bundy quote is rated: 3.25 from: 8 votes

Al Bundy

If I only had to look at your mother on tape, I'd still be having sex with her

This Al Bundy quote is rated: 3.38 from: 16 votes

Al Bundy

It's ok to call hooters knockers and sometimes snack trays

This Al Bundy quote is rated: 3.05 from: 21 votes