All One Liners and Comebacks

Al Bundy

I'm not selling shoes for the money Aaron. I'm in it to torture fat women

This Al Bundy quote is rated: 3.67 from: 6 votes

Al Bundy

I saw it. Ray Charles would see it

This Al Bundy quote is rated: 3.4 from: 5 votes

Al Bundy

I haven't asked for much and God knows I've gotten it

This Al Bundy quote is rated: 3.5 from: 8 votes

Al Bundy

Women can't live with them can't herd them all into Canada

This Al Bundy quote is rated: 3.4 from: 5 votes