All One Liners and Comebacks

Al Bundy

Do you always go to work wearing curtains and smelling of Mars bars?

This Al Bundy quote is rated: 4.29 from: 7 votes

Al Bundy

If you're a cop, I don't talk to the law, I don't listen to the law, I don't watch LA law

This Al Bundy quote is rated: 2.75 from: 16 votes

Al Bundy

I've got a natural appetite suppressant. Twenty five years of marriage

This Al Bundy quote is rated: 3.91 from: 11 votes

Al Bundy

If you promise not to live too long, I'll tell you

This Al Bundy quote is rated: 2 from: 4 votes