All One Liners and Comebacks

Al Bundy

Do you always go to work wearing curtains and smelling of Mars bars?

This Al Bundy quote is rated: 4.5 from: 6 votes

Al Bundy

If you're a cop, I don't talk to the law, I don't listen to the law, I don't watch LA law

This Al Bundy quote is rated: 2.93 from: 14 votes

Al Bundy

I've got a natural appetite suppressant. Twenty five years of marriage

This Al Bundy quote is rated: 4.1 from: 10 votes

Al Bundy

If you promise not to live too long, I'll tell you

This Al Bundy quote is rated: 3.5 from: 2 votes