Do you always go to work wearing curtains and smelling of Mars bars?
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If you're a cop, I don't talk to the law, I don't listen to the law, I don't watch LA law
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I've got a natural appetite suppressant. Twenty five years of marriage
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If you promise not to live too long, I'll tell you
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