All One Liners and Comebacks

Al Bundy

Peg, if you weren't my wife, I'd kiss you

This Al Bundy quote is rated: 4 from: 9 votes

Kelly Bundy

You can't score but you still have a bed

This Kelly Bundy quote is rated: 2.09 from: 43 votes

Kelly Bundy

Jupiter's got Moons that weigh less than she does

This Kelly Bundy quote is rated: 2.5 from: 26 votes

Kelly Bundy

I've got a huge pimple. An actual Bud Bundy growing from my forehead

This Kelly Bundy quote is rated: 2 from: 30 votes