All One Liners and Comebacks

Al Bundy

Peg, if you weren't my wife, I'd kiss you

This Al Bundy quote is rated: 4 from: 9 votes

Kelly Bundy

You can't score but you still have a bed

This Kelly Bundy quote is rated: 2.05 from: 44 votes

Kelly Bundy

Jupiter's got Moons that weigh less than she does

This Kelly Bundy quote is rated: 2.34 from: 29 votes

Kelly Bundy

I've got a huge pimple. An actual Bud Bundy growing from my forehead

This Kelly Bundy quote is rated: 2.03 from: 31 votes