All One Liners and Comebacks

Chuck Norris

A cop once pulled Chuck Norris over. Luckily, the cop left only with a warning

This Chuck Norris Joke is rated: 5 from: 1 votes

Chuck Norris

A long while back Chuck Norris got drunk and peed in the middle of the road in the city We call that city Atlantis

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Chuck Norris

AC/DC's song "Highway to Hell" is about Chuck Norris's driveway

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Chuck Norris

Actually, Chuck Norris killed two stones with one beard The dude who posted it wrong is now moments away from a painful death

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Chuck Norris

Aliens do exist They're just waiting for Chuck Norris to die before they attack

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Chuck Norris

America dropped Chuck Norris into North Korea, starting a nuclear war

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Chuck Norris

And God said, "Eat from any tree except that one, that's Chuck's tree"

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