Chuck Norris once slept with Whoopi Goldberg. Nine months later the Predator was born
When Chuck Norris gets a shot, the doctor says to the needle,"now this is going to hurt"
In Chuck Norris's house, there are no living rooms
Chuck Norris injected his blood into a monkey, a fish, and a lizard. They are now known as King Kong, Jaws, and Godzilla
