Best Funny Comebacks
"Guy": Your place or mine? "Girl": Both. You go to yours and I will go to mine
This comeback is rated: 3.16 from: 19 votesLearn from your parents mistake and use birth control.
This comeback is rated: 3 from: 7 votesOf course I'm smarter than you. You're just too stupid to see it.
This comeback is rated: 2.71 from: 17 votesSorry I'm having a headache on Saturday night!
This comeback is rated: 3 from: 8 votesHeard you turn your hand around so it feels like someone else is doing it.
This comeback is rated: 2.38 from: 8 votesYou don't go out much, do you?
This comeback is rated: 2.38 from: 8 votes"Instructor": Why are you talking during my lesson? "Student": Why are you teaching during my conversation?
This comeback is rated: 2.46 from: 13 votes