Latest Chuck Norris Funny Jokes

Chuck Norris woke up at noon and beat the early bird to the worm

Chuck Norris will never have a heart attack. His heart isn't nearly foolish enough to attack him

Chuck Norris went to the virgin islands once. They are now called the Islands

Chuck Norris went skydiving and his parachute failed to open. So, he took it back the next day for a refund

Chuck Norris was born Sept 1 1945 World War II ended Sept 2 1945. What a coincidence

Chuck Norris volunteers for the hunger games every year

Chuck Norris uses his penis to look around corners