Latest Chuck Norris Funny Jokes

If you run from Chuck Norris you only die tired

If you have $5 and Chuck Norris has $5, Chuck Norris has more money than you

If Chuck Norris were a country, his chief export would be pain

If Chuck Norris is late TIME BETTER FUCKING SLOW DOWN

If Chuck Norris became the president, the oval office would be sworn into him

How many push-ups can Chuck Norris do? All of them

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