Latest Chuck Norris Funny Jokes

They found Chuck Norris's diary. It's now know as the Guinness Book of World Records

There was once a ship that wouldn't let Chuck Norris on board. It is now known as titanic

There used to be a street named after Chuck Norris, but it was changed because nobody crosses Chuck Norris and lives

There is no such thing as tornadoes. Chuck Norris just hates trailer parks

There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of animals Chuck Norris allows to live

There is no chin behind Chuck Norris' beard There is only another fist

There are no weapons of mass destruction in Iraq, Chuck Norris lives in Oklahoma