Latest Chuck Norris Funny Jokes

When Chuck Norris gets a shot, the doctor says to the needle,"now this is going to hurt"

When Chuck Norris requests you as a friend on Facebook, there is no ignore option

When Chuck Norris finds fools' gold it automatically turns into real gold. Chuck Norris is nobody's fool

When Chuck Norris falls into water, he doesn't get wet. The water gets Chuck Norris

When Chuck Norris dropped his wallet, a kid picked it up known as bill gates today

When Chuck Norris does a push up, he doesn't push up, He pushes the world down

When Chuck Norris does a push up he isn't pushing himself up, but he is pushing the earth down