Latest Chuck Norris Funny Jokes

With the rising cost of gasoline, Chuck Norris is beginning to worry about his drinking habit

Why hasn't North Korea destroyed the world yet? It wants Chuck Norris to do it for them

Why couldn't they print Chuck Norris' face onto the toilet paper? Because Chuck Norris doesn't take shit from no one

Who do you think would win in a fight? Godzilla or King Kong Neither, Chuck Norris doesn't let his pets fight!

While normal people pee there name in snow, Chuck Norris pees his name in cement cursive

When you swing an axe at Chuck Norriss' neck, he doesn't lose his head, you've lost your mind

When you see someone in a full body cast congratulate them They are one of the few f*cked by Chuck Norris