Latest Chuck Norris Funny Jokes

When Chuck Norris left his home for college, he told his dad "you are the man of the house now."

Anything Chuck Norris drives is automatically classified Monster Truck

Chuck Norris doesn't make chocolate milk he tells the cow to

Chuck norris doesn't worry about high diesel prices. His diesel runs on fear

You might kill two birds with one stone, but Chuck Norris kills two stones with one bird

You know why Chuck Norris is always on top during sex? Because he never f*cks up

You have lost your mind before you hit. Chuck Norris you have lost your life after you hit Chuck Norris