Chuck Norris can play Twister with himself and win
This Chuck Norris Joke is rated: 0 from: 0 votesChuck Norris can pick oranges from an apple tree and make the best lemonade you have ever tasted
This Chuck Norris Joke is rated: 0 from: 0 votesChuck Norris can make up true stories
This Chuck Norris Joke is rated: 3.56 from: 9 votesChuck Norris can light ants on fire with a magnifying glass at Night
This Chuck Norris Joke is rated: 1.75 from: 4 votesChuck Norris can light a fire by rubbing two ice cubes together
This Chuck Norris Joke is rated: 4 from: 3 votesChuck Norris can leave the friend zone
This Chuck Norris Joke is rated: 2 from: 1 votesChuck Norris can leave pallet town without talking to professor oak
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