Chuck Norris can leave a message before the beep
This Chuck Norris Joke is rated: 5 from: 1 votesChuck Norris can hide his boner in gym class
This Chuck Norris Joke is rated: 2.67 from: 6 votesChuck Norris can hear sign language
This Chuck Norris Joke is rated: 2.5 from: 2 votesChuck Norris can hear lightning and see thunder
This Chuck Norris Joke is rated: 3.17 from: 12 votesChuck Norris can flush a port-a-potty
This Chuck Norris Joke is rated: 0 from: 1 votesChuck Norris can experience a once in a life time occurrence twice
This Chuck Norris Joke is rated: 3.14 from: 7 votesChuck Norris can drown a fish
This Chuck Norris Joke is rated: 3.4 from: 10 votes