One Liners

Funny One Liners

What has a head, a tail, and no body? A coin!

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You smell like trash..... Can I take you out?

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My math teacher called me average. How mean!

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Give me ambiguity or give me something else.

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Which day do chickens hate the most? Friday.

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Life is scary; at least the salary is funny.

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Want to dance? Or should I go to hell again?

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