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Brains are wonderful, I wish everyone had one.

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Statistically 6 out of 7 Dwarfs are not Happy.

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My calling in life went straight to voicemail.

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If at first you don't succeed: try management.

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To avoid a collision I ran into the other car.

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I am a virtuous woman, that's why I cost more!

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How do Rednecks celebrate Halloween? Pump kin!

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