Funny One Liners

One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.

What's got four legs and one arm? A Rottweiler.

What do bees do with their honey? They cell it.

I like two kinds of men: domestic and imported.

You're never too old to learn something stupid.

Consciousness: That annoying time between naps.

Forget hydrogen, you're my number one element.