Funny One Liners

Sex discriminates against the shy and the ugly.

What did the tree say to autumn? Leaf me alone.

From all the butts, ours is the most important.

Politics is just show business for ugly people.

The more people I meet, the more I like my dog.

How to lose an argument with a woman: 1) Argue.

You can't buy love, but you pay heavily for it.