Funny One Liners

Age is important only if you're cheese and wine.

Well, here I am! What are your other two wishes?

I love every bone in your body, especially mine.

It ain't the jeans that make your butt look fat.

Some people are so poor, all they have is money.

What has four legs and an arm? A happy pit bull.

Love - is an extreme sympathy that leads to bed.