One Liners

Funny One Liners

Shin: A device for finding furniture in the dark.

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How do you turn a fox into an elephant? Marry it!

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You are the reason Santa even has a naughty list.

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There were plenty of lookers-on but no witnesses.

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You are depriving some poor village of its idiot.

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When there are no volunteers, they get appointed.

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What is a zebra? 26 sizes larger than an "A" bra.

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