Funny One Liners

Whats long and hard and has cum in it? A cucumber.

A person has to have a warm heart and a cold beer.

Efficiency is a highly developed form of laziness.

If a dog sniffs your ass, you're probably a bitch.

My cat's dead, can I play with your pussy instead?

Only a widow can say exactly where her husband is.

All generalizations are false, including this one.