Funny One Liners

Improve your memory by doing unforgettable things.

I'm out of bed and dressed. What more do you want?

You don't notice the air, until someone spoils it.

If the answer to all questions is yes, so why not?

You can't have everything, where would you put it?

I love my life, but it just wants to be friends...

I know how to feed a nation...but will she eat it?