Funny One Liners

Sugar - Honey - Iced - Tea ... Guess what it means.

I just let my mind wander, and it didn't come back.

How do you get holy water? Boil the hell out of it.

Unless you're the lead dog, the view never changes.

Money talks ...but all mine ever says is good-bye.

If I'd shot you sooner, I'd be out of jail by now.

A clean desk is a sign of a cluttered desk drawer.