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What do sea monsters eat for lunch? Fish and ships.

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What do you call a cheap circumcision? A: a rip off

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If you can't buy a person, you can always sell him.

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Monday is an awful way to spend 1/7th of your life.

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If winning isn't everything why do they keep score?

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What do you call a black with no arms? Trustworthy.

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Why are blondes so easy to get into bed? Who cares?

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