Funny One Liners

Okay, who stopped the payment on my reality check?

Sounds like its time to get that Enterprise built!

Archeologist: someone whose carreer lies in ruins.

You're the reason the gene pool needs a lifeguard.

What do you get from a pampered cow? Spoiled milk.

Women who seek to be equal to men...LACK AMBITION!

Santa's lap isn't the only place wishes come true.