Funny One Liners

If life hands you lemons, break out the tequila!

A clean house is the sign of a broken computer.

You are proof that evolution CAN go in reverse.

I'm so introverted I won't even talk to myself.

Do you have 11 protons? Cause your sodium fine.

Three words to ruin a man's ego...? "Is it in?"

If I had a face like yours, I'd sue my parents.