What did the painter say to her boyfriend? "I love you with all my art!"
My friends say that I'm gay because I don't like football. What a bunch of idiots. I'm gay because I like cock
A priest, a rabbi and a vicar walk into a bar. The barman says, "Is this some kind of joke?"
What's the difference between a tire and 365 used rubbers? One is a Goodyear and the other is a great year
