What do lawyers and sperm have in common? One in 3,000,000 has a chance of becoming human
Why are women like KFC? After you've finished with the thigh and breasts, all you have left is a greasy box to put your bone in.
It is said that, a way to a man's heart goes through a stomach. Aha...you might think that men go to their lovers to eat some soup.
There's only one problem with your face, I can see it.