Bundy

Top 10 Married With Children One Liners & Quotes

Bud Bundy

A milk shake means more to me than your happiness

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This Bud Bundy quote is rated: 2.58 from: 26 votes

Bud Bundy

Yeah baby! Pretend like my pants are France and invade me

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This Bud Bundy quote is rated: 2.85 from: 26 votes

Jefferson D'arcy

Just because I'm a house husband doesn't mean I don't work

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This Jefferson D'arcy quote is rated: 2.06 from: 17 votes

Jefferson D'arcy

One of the fat women smelled the jerk chicken and tried to cut through the floor with a blowtorch

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This Jefferson D'arcy quote is rated: 2.59 from: 17 votes

Marcy D'arcy

Come my geeks, revenge will be ours

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This Marcy D'arcy quote is rated: 3.43 from: 7 votes

Bud Bundy

No way meals on heels!

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This Bud Bundy quote is rated: 2.63 from: 32 votes

Marcy D'arcy

I drive a Benz and I'm pissed

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This Marcy D'arcy quote is rated: 3.82 from: 11 votes

Al Bundy

I work in a shoe store and still I'm not happy to come home

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This Al Bundy quote is rated: 3.48 from: 29 votes

Al Bundy

I thought watching Opera is the first sign of a brain tumour

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This Al Bundy quote is rated: 2.66 from: 44 votes

Bud Bundy

There's got to be a way out of here, I mean a car, bicycle, horse you're not dating at the moment

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This Bud Bundy quote is rated: 2.47 from: 17 votes