Top 10 Married With Children One Liners & Quotes

Bud Bundy

A milk shake means more to me than your happiness

This Bud Bundy quote is rated: 2.43 from: 21 votes

Yeah baby! Pretend like my pants are France and invade me

This Bud Bundy quote is rated: 2.95 from: 19 votes

Just because I'm a house husband doesn't mean I don't work

This Jefferson D'arcy quote is rated: 2.13 from: 16 votes

One of the fat women smelled the jerk chicken and tried to cut through the floor with a blowtorch

This Jefferson D'arcy quote is rated: 2.69 from: 16 votes

Come my geeks, revenge will be ours

This Marcy D'arcy quote is rated: 2.8 from: 5 votes

No way meals on heels!

This Bud Bundy quote is rated: 2.75 from: 24 votes

I drive a Benz and I'm pissed

This Marcy D'arcy quote is rated: 3.7 from: 10 votes

I work in a shoe store and still I'm not happy to come home

This Al Bundy quote is rated: 3.48 from: 29 votes

I thought watching Opera is the first sign of a brain tumour

This Al Bundy quote is rated: 2.67 from: 43 votes

There's got to be a way out of here, I mean a car, bicycle, horse you're not dating at the moment

This Bud Bundy quote is rated: 2.55 from: 11 votes