Chuck Norris

Chuck Norris Funny Jokes

If Chuck Norris is late TIME BETTER FUCKING SLOW DOWN

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There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of animals Chuck Norris allows to live

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When Chuck Norris is late for school the teacher gives all the other students detention for being early

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When Chuck Norris plays zombies at transit, the zombies get on the bus and leave!

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Chuck norris doesn't worry about high diesel prices. His diesel runs on fear

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Anything Chuck Norris drives is automatically classified Monster Truck

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When Chuck Norris left his home for college, he told his dad "you are the man of the house now."

This Chuck Norris Joke is rated: 3.89 from: 19 votes