When Chuck Norris comes to your house, you're the guest
This Chuck Norris Joke is rated: 4.25 from: 4 votesYou might kill two birds with one stone, but Chuck Norris kills two stones with one bird
This Chuck Norris Joke is rated: 2.67 from: 6 votesChuck Norris can win in a staring competition with the sun
This Chuck Norris Joke is rated: 3.2 from: 15 votesDeath once had a near-Chuck experience
This Chuck Norris Joke is rated: 3 from: 8 votesIf a room has 1,242 objects, Chuck Norris can use them all to kill you, including the room itself
This Chuck Norris Joke is rated: 4.5 from: 6 votesChuck Norris can divide by zero
This Chuck Norris Joke is rated: 3.6 from: 5 votesChuck Norris did 5 successful suicide bomb missions
This Chuck Norris Joke is rated: 2.86 from: 7 votes