Chuck Norris doesn't read books, he just stares them down until they give him the information he needs
This Chuck Norris Joke is rated: 4 from: 3 votesFacebook founder Mark Zuckerberg was recently hospitalized, because Chuck Norris poked him
This Chuck Norris Joke is rated: 3.57 from: 7 votesWhen Chuck Norris wants to burn calories, he throws fat kids into a camp fire
This Chuck Norris Joke is rated: 2.57 from: 7 votesChuck Norris can order a Big Mac at Burger King
This Chuck Norris Joke is rated: 3.82 from: 11 votesChuck Norris is the only person who can kick someone in the back of the face
This Chuck Norris Joke is rated: 3.22 from: 9 votesChuck Norris doesn't go Live. Live goes Chuck Norris
This Chuck Norris Joke is rated: 3.38 from: 8 votesChuck Norris never dials the wrong telephone number, you pick up the wrong phone.
This Chuck Norris Joke is rated: 3 from: 5 votes