Latest Married With Children One Liners & Quotes
Al Bundy
You even got the floor sticky just like at the theater
This Al Bundy quote is rated: 4 from: 4 votesAl Bundy
A fat woman hedge-hogged her way into the shoe store today
This Al Bundy quote is rated: 1 from: 3 votesJefferson D'arcy
One of the fat women smelled the jerk chicken and tried to cut through the floor with a blowtorch
This Jefferson D'arcy quote is rated: 2.69 from: 16 votesJefferson D'arcy
Just because I'm a house husband doesn't mean I don't work
This Jefferson D'arcy quote is rated: 2.13 from: 16 votesMarcy D'arcy
Unlike evolution, I'm not letting you off Al
This Marcy D'arcy quote is rated: 1.71 from: 7 votesBud Bundy
But this, much like your honeymoon, will come back to haunt you
This Bud Bundy quote is rated: 2.6 from: 10 votes