Latest Married With Children One Liners & Quotes

Kelly Bundy

Following your hand to the bedroom is not called stalking

This Kelly Bundy quote is rated: 2.33 from: 33 votes

I've got a huge pimple. An actual Bud Bundy growing from my forehead

This Kelly Bundy quote is rated: 2 from: 30 votes

Jupiter's got Moons that weigh less than she does

This Kelly Bundy quote is rated: 2.5 from: 26 votes

You can't score but you still have a bed

This Kelly Bundy quote is rated: 2.09 from: 43 votes

Peg, if you weren't my wife, I'd kiss you

This Al Bundy quote is rated: 4 from: 9 votes

I had to give a driving test to a woman who is so fat they had to shoot her license photo with the Hubble telescope

This Al Bundy quote is rated: 4 from: 2 votes

We're married Peg, we can't be friends

This Al Bundy quote is rated: 2.75 from: 4 votes